Georgia Salpa
From an inauspicious start as a nervous kid with bad skin and a wonky eye (like many of us, she had to wear the stick-on corrective pirate eye patches), and a first kiss at the age of 14 so steeped in anxiety that it took her a fortnight to recover, she's blossomed into the beautiful lady you see before you.
She's in high demand, back on the emerald isle – she's done adverts for more products than we can count and she's appeared on Republic of Telly, which is a bit like The Daily Show for Ireland (we're reliably assured). Most notably she ate a Cadbury's Flake for them in a manner you could probably describe as 'erotic', which we've watched multiple times strictly for research purposes, you understand. We're nothing if not thorough.
She's similar to us, too – not just in that we're impeccably gorgeous, have great skin and a flawless natural figure – but that we both write words that are subsequently printed on paper. She has a weekly column for The Star newspaper, in which she dissects celebrity fashion, talks about her relationships, and says how nice being on holiday is (when she goes). Fair play to her.
While she grew up in Ireland (and spent a year living in Greece later in life), she's recently moved to London to work at the Playboy Club, according to The Mirror, which is kind of neat. We're not sure what she's doing there, but we might try to blag our way in to find out.
Most notably to our non-Irish readers, though, Georgia will probably be remembered most for her stint on Celebrity Big Brother in 2012 as Channel 5 launched a second series of the hit reality show.
She's in high demand, back on the emerald isle – she's done adverts for more products than we can count and she's appeared on Republic of Telly, which is a bit like The Daily Show for Ireland (we're reliably assured). Most notably she ate a Cadbury's Flake for them in a manner you could probably describe as 'erotic', which we've watched multiple times strictly for research purposes, you understand. We're nothing if not thorough.
She's similar to us, too – not just in that we're impeccably gorgeous, have great skin and a flawless natural figure – but that we both write words that are subsequently printed on paper. She has a weekly column for The Star newspaper, in which she dissects celebrity fashion, talks about her relationships, and says how nice being on holiday is (when she goes). Fair play to her.
While she grew up in Ireland (and spent a year living in Greece later in life), she's recently moved to London to work at the Playboy Club, according to The Mirror, which is kind of neat. We're not sure what she's doing there, but we might try to blag our way in to find out.
Most notably to our non-Irish readers, though, Georgia will probably be remembered most for her stint on Celebrity Big Brother in 2012 as Channel 5 launched a second series of the hit reality show.
