From an inauspicious start as a nervous kid with bad skin and a wonky eye (like many of us, she had to wear the stick-on corrective pirate eye patches), and a first kiss at the age of 14 so steeped in anxiety that it took her a fortnight to recover, she's blossomed into the beautiful lady you see before you. She's in high demand, back on the emerald isle – she's done adverts for more products than we can count and she's appeared on Republic of Telly, which is a bit like The Daily Show for Ireland (we're reliably assured). Most notably she ate a Cadbury's Flake for them in a manner you could probably describe as 'erotic', which we've watched multiple times strictly for research purposes, you understand. We're nothing if not thorough. She's similar to us, too – not just in that we're impeccably gorgeous, have great skin and a flawless natural figure – but that we both write words that are subsequently printed on paper. She has a weekly